The non-inventive mind has the choice of two courses, and whichever it takes it generally registers a vow at the close of the day that next year it will adopt the other one. It may either follow, sheep like, the unheeding thousands, who forgetting the lessons learnt on previous holidays, tire themselves out with long railway journeys and disappoint themselves with popular resorts where after being half-starved all day through the provender running short, are well nigh crushed to death in the scramble for the last train home; or loll lazily about the house all day, the victim of "the miserables" and a nuisance to everybody else around. The soul who dares to go out of the beaten track ma see the hands of the multitude upraised in holy horror that he dares to think and plan for himself, but he generally get the time of it. It is better still when, his plans having been for others rather more than himself, his friends and neighbours fall in with his arrangements and, taking their cue from him, all spend a really splendid day.
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Punch pummelled each and all of his friends and enemies with approved impartiality, the "grand organ" of the roundabouts entered into competition with the Eltham Town Band (Bandmaster, Mr. H. Holloway) and the band of the "Arethusa"1 training ship boys, and stormed the air with "Hiawatha" and "A Girl Wanted There", with, to say the last of it, quite satisfying results, if volume was to be taken as the measure of success in the sound producing contest. It was a rollicking, roaring fair.
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[Unfortunately it is not possible to read all of the last column on the page due to the tight binding]
440 yards race, "Arethusa"1 boy[s.] First prize, watch, given by Mr. W. [?] Corp; second prize, watch, given by [Mr.] F. A. Elms; third prize, pocket kn[ife,] given Mr. H. M. Blaxham:- This [was] run off in two heats, Harding, Robin[son] and G. H. Mayersbeth finishing in t[hat] order in the first heat. In the sec[ond] Core, Coleman and T. Mayersbeth w[ere] the winners. Instead of a final being [re]quired, prizes were given to the six.
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The day closed with dancing a[nd a] firework display. The grounds had [been] open for ten hours and everybody [???] voted the fete and gala a complete [suc]cess.
1. The "Arethusa" was a training ship; part of the Shaftesbury Homes. See here.
Source: Kentish Independent 27 May 1904, Page 6